A simple page to track the metazoo decks I've built. None of these decks are 100% tournament optimized; I do not own prism aura or enough power up red copies.

I have a few money cards (Bigfoot, powerup red, etc.) thrown in but I generally try to stick with budget competitive cards (e.g. Wood Devil of Coos Country).

As I tune and tinker with builds or aquire more value cards I use this page as an evergreen document to track the list and fourth wall items. I share a single archive between all decks for testing purposes.


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Top tier decks.


LIGHTNING

Last Updated: 20220909

ABOUT:

Lightning Deck with focus on strength as well as speed.

BEASTIES:
  • x2 Quetzalcoatlus
  • x2 Phantom car
  • x4 Wakinyan
  • x1 Ball Lightning
  • x2 Radioactive Hornets
  • x2 Gargantuan Gliders
  • x1 Wood Devil of Coos Country
SPELLS:
  • x2 Bookmark
  • x4 Lightning in a Bottle
  • x1 New Beginnings
  • x1 Blue Jet Strike
  • x2 Lightning Bolt
  • x2 Call of the Storm
  • x1 Powerup Red
ARTIFACTS:
  • x1 Chaos Crystal
  • x1 Lightning Glass
AURA:
  • x8 Lightning Aura
TERRA:
  • x1 Lightning Storm Terra
SIDEBOARD:
  • Tiny Island

STRATEGY:

Mulligan for Quetzalcoatlus or call of the Storm. Put power up red on Wood Devil or Quetzalcoatlus.


REMOVAL:
  • x1 Blue Jet Strike
  • x2 Lightning Bolt
  • x1 Wood Devil

FOURTH WALL:

  • Real Tree within eyesight

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TIER2

Great decks.


GRAYS OTK

ABOUT:

A fun, fast deck that high rolls into victory without a single care for life total.

BEASTIES:
  • x10 Grays
  • x2 UFO
  • x1 El Verde Entity
  • x1 Dark Watchers
  • x1 Reptoid Ruler
SPELLS:
  • x2 Bookmark
  • x1 Next Chapter
  • x2 Bookmark Blue
  • x3 Alien Intelligence
  • x1 Supernatural Black Hole
ARTIFACTS:
  • x1 Powerup Red
  • x1 Laser Beam Gun Upgrade
AURA:
  • x9 Cosmic Aura
TERRA:
  • x2 Nightime Terra
  • x2 Stars Terra
  • x1 Cosmic Rain (Meteor Shower)
  • x1 Meteor Shower
SIDEBOARD:
  • Tiny Island

STRATEGY:

Mulligan for Cosmic Rain terra. Hand craft and save the gray for a big turn with top-deck plays. Alien Intelligence and Bookmark Blue to stack the deck for combos. Use Supernatural Black Hole to wrath but hold your special terra if you still want to pull of the win con. Win con = UFO's RETURN HOME effect.


COMBOS:
  • Dark Watchers / Powerup Red
  • El Verde Entity / Grays
  • Bookmark Blue / Grays
  • Alien Intelligence / Grays
  • UFO / Nightime / Stars / Meteor Shower / Beastie Aliens with combined aura cost of 5 or more

REMOVAL:
  • x1 Supernatural Black Hole

FOURTH WALL:

  • Real Flashlight

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OK decks


FEARSOME CRITTERS

Last Updated: 20220909

ABOUT:

This tribal boost deck based on the fearsome trait is one of the earliest meta-deck examples from metazoo history.

BEASTIES:
  • x6 Roperite
  • x5 Gumberoo
  • x1 Cumberland Dragon
  • x3 Forest Elemental
  • x1 SnallyGaster
  • x1 Wood Devil of Coos Country
  • x1 Rose Robinson
SPELLS:
  • x2 Bookmark
  • x1 Growth
  • x1 Germinate
  • x5 Lightning in a Bottle
  • x1 Powerup Red
ARTIFACTS:
  • x1 Chaos Crystal
AURA:
  • x10 Forest Aura
TERRA:
  • x1 Forest

SIDEBOARD:

  • Tiny Island
  • Save the Holy
  • Antidote
  • Luck Potion
  • Transfiguration
  • Necromancy


STRATEGY:

Tribal Boost deck based on the fearsome critter trait. Most creatures in the deck are fearsome critters that boost attack and LP. Lightning in a Bottle speeds up gumberoos and other critical beasties e.g. Gumberoo effectively unsummons your opponents beasties to their hand. Roperite techs against flight. Late game SnallyGaster.


COMBOS:
  • Wood Devil of Coos Country / Powerup Red

REMOVAL:
  • x5 Gumberoo
  • x1 Wood Devil of Coos Country

FOURTH WALL:

  • Real Tree within eyesight
  • A Plant within arms reach

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SASQUATCH TRIBAL

Last Updated: 20220909

ABOUT:

A super fun to pilot Sasquatch build. Protect them with forest elementals. Wincon = Bigfoot.

BEASTIES:
  • x1 Chibi Bigfoot
  • x6 Skunk Ape
  • x2 Alien Bigfoot
  • x2 Forest Elemental
  • x6 Whirling Whimpus
  • x1 Wood Devil of Coos Country
  • x1 Bigfoot (Wilderness)
  • x1 Bigfoot (Pin Club)
  • x1 Bigfoot (Juice Promo)
SPELLS:
  • x2 Bookmark
  • x2 Germinate
  • x1 New Beginnings
  • x1 Tribal Warcry
  • x1 Powerup Red
ARTIFACTS:
  • x1 Forest God's Amber
AURA:
  • x9 Forest Aura
TERRA:
  • x2 Forest

SIDEBOARD:
  • Tiny Island
  • Save the Holy
  • Antidote
  • Luck Potion
  • Transfiguration
  • Necromancy

STRATEGY:

Tribal Deck based on bigfoot win condition (control at least 8 other awakened non-token sasquatches). Forest elemental for protection against status effects. Place Whirling Whimpus on your opponents creatures to active its Spinning Doom attack.


FOURTH WALL:

  • Shoes within eyesight
  • Real Tree within eyesight
  • Mushrooms within eyesight
  • A Plant within arms reach
  • Drinking an Energy Drink
  • Wearing Black and White Colors
  • Wearing an Astronaut suit

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FLAME

Last Updated: 20220912

ABOUT:

Experimental Deck with Flame mechanics based around BURN.

BEASTIES:
  • x10 The Green Fireballs
  • x1 Griddlegreaser Pete
  • x3 Iowa Dragon
  • x1 Piasa Bird
  • x1 Piasa Bird (Walmart)
SPELLS:
  • x3 Merging Flames
  • x2 Bookmark
  • x2 Next Chapter
  • x3 Unholy Fire
  • x1 New Beginnings
  • x2 Dragons Rise
ARTIFACTS:
  • x1 Chaos Crystal
  • x2 Unending Fire Crystal
AURA:
  • x9 Flame Aura
TERRA:
  • x1 Nighttime Terra
  • x1 Desert Terra
SIDEBOARD:
  • Tiny Island

STRATEGY:

Mulligan for Fireballs or Burning Spirit Imprint.


REMOVAL:
  • x3 Unholy Fire

FOURTH WALL:

  • Work in Fast Food
  • Playing in New Mexico, USA


WATER

Last Updated: 20220912

ABOUT:

Lockdown Frog deck with control for miles.

BEASTIES:
  • x2 Loveland Frogman
  • x2 USO
  • x1 Oklahoma Octopus
SPELLS:
  • x2 Bookmark
  • x2 Dampen
  • x1 Torrential River
  • x1 Flood the Earth
  • x5 Smokey Spirits
  • x1 Toxic Water
  • x4 Lightning in a Bottle
  • x3 Tidal Pull
ARTIFACTS:
  • x2 Mermaid Scales
  • x1 Powerup Red
AURA:
  • x10 Water Aura
TERRA:
  • x1 Lake Terra
  • x2 River Terra
SIDEBOARD:
  • Tiny Island

STRATEGY:

Use Loveland frog man to lockdown the board state.


JANK

Janky fun spell books!


LIZARD JANK

Last Updated: 20220912

ABOUT:

Strategy Copy

BEASTIES:
  • x1 Beastie
SPELLS:
  • x1 spell
ARTIFACTS:
  • x1 artifact Scales
AURA:
  • x1 Aura
TERRA:
  • x1 Terra
SIDEBOARD:
  • Sideboard card

STRATEGY:

Strategy Copy.


SHMOOSICORNS

ABOUT:

Cosmic Unicorns. SHMOOS-ICORNS. This is a cosmic/light meme deck based on shmoos token generating.

BEASTIES:
  • x6 Unicorn
  • x4 Medford Shmoos
  • x1 Menehune
  • x1 Dragon of Oconto Falls (Wilderness)
  • x1 Dragon of Oconto Falls (Walmart)
SPELLS:
  • x1 New Beginnings
  • x5 Water into Wine
ARTIFACTS:
  • x1 Chaos Crystal
  • x3 Light Ward
  • x1 Fountain of Youth
  • x2 Starlight Bloom
AURA:
  • x3 Cosmic Aura
  • x10 Light Aura
TERRA:
  • x1 Stars
  • x1 Daytime

SIDEBOARD:
  • Tiny Island

STRATEGY:
  • This deck attempts to go wide with Shmoos, light beasties/spells, and some tricks to recurr/abuse the ETBs of light beasties. Mulligan for Shmoos or New Beginnings. Use Menehune to recurr fountain of youth.

COMBOS:
  • Medford Shmoos / water into Wine / Unicorn

FOURTH WALL:

  • Real Flashlight

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